Friday, July 11, 2008

WTF story of the day...


61 Year-Old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood Runs Off With Teenager
Posted July 11, 2008 at 10:15 am by: Sparkle-C
Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood has left his wife of 23 years and taken an 18 year old Russian cocktail waitress to his house in Ireland. Ronnie has been in and out of rehab for his alcoholism for the past few years, and friends say this crazy decision is a result of him falling off the wagon. Hard.
Although the poor girl is all up on Facebook telling everyone that Ronnie is leaving his wife for her, sources say she is nothing more than a drinking partner for Woodsie.
‘Ronnie is not being his normal self. He is an alcoholic and he’s fallen off the wagon. He is drinking two bottles of vodka a day and there is no way he would be behaving like this if he was sober. He went out and found himself a drinking partner — that is what this girl is. He knows that his family wouldn’t tolerate him behaving like this so he has run away to go and drink himself crazy.’
Meanwhile, his wife at home cussing him a blue streak, cutting up his clothes and making calls to see if Heather Mill’s divorce attorney is available.
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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

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