Sunday, July 6, 2008

Tom Cruise just ruined my cowboy fantasy...

My friend Cathy and I spent a whole summer one year going to rodeos. I totally got off on all the testosterone. I LOVE manly men and was convinced the bull riders were my future. OK, that passed but I still love to see a "real" cowboy strutting the down the street with all the confidence in the world.

Now that fantasy is shattered. I hate Tom Cruise for ruining the one good fantasy I had left. TAKE OFF THAT HAT. You haven't earned the right to wear it.

AND..how about Katie? Oh my God, she looks like Skelator. I guess it really is true...money can not buy you happiness. Being a robobride is not good for your health. I think this is the worst picture I've ever seen of her. I always thought she looked like my friend Susie - and Susie is BEAUTIFUL... I now see no resemblance....sad...
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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

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