Yeah, it's cute

Ok...I'm not a big fan of MM but even a cold hearted bitch like myself has got to admit that this picture is pretty cute...

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS

This just cracks me up. Thank you Gallery of the Absurd. This is just what I needed after a very bad day.

Carry on.

Nothing to write about...

Hello all!!!

After looking all over the interweb today...I have found nothing to talk about. I don't care about the twins, or the lesbians, or the cheaters....I'm tired of all the negativity of Hollywood.

I have decided to get a life. I KNOW!!! It's a crazy and unique idea.

So....I doubt I will be updating this page much - at least not with snark...well, ok, probably some cuz some losers are just asking for it....

But hopefully I will find something better to do with my time....I'm off to the bar!!!!

K.

Remember Him?

Boy, at 58 Rick Springfield looks GREAT!!! Makes me want to BE Jessie's girl....

Do you know what I'm thinking?

Only those of you with the filthiest minds will figure this out...

WTF pic of the day...

Katie Price aka Jordon...wow...nice outfit. I think she's giving Britney some competition in the class category...

A giant Fuck you from the universe...

In a giant "Fuck you!" to me from the universe, I've learned that Audrina Patridge of MTV's The Hills gets paid $10,000 just to show up at clubs and drink. Nobody ever pays me to drink. Though somebody once tried to pay me not to drink. I told them to take their million bucks and scram. NY Daily News reports:

Not only does the contract require the $10k she earned, it also promises that Patridge and her entourage will be well taken care of. The Maxim model, 23, demands "a secure VIP area with complimentary beer, mixed drinks and bottle service (two bottles) and at least one security guard at all times," according to the rider.

If somebody shows up a club screaming "Oh my God, I have to get in! Audrina Patridge is here!", I think the bouncers should legally be allowed to sterilize that person. I dunno, that's just me. Call me crazy, but I'd like to see the human race survive and not be snuffed out in a "poof" of fake tits, lattes and vapid assclowns. Unless that "poof" is the sound of an H-bomb hitting Spencer Pratt in the neck.

OK..I SWORE I'd never write one fucking word about those vapid skanks from The Hills...but man, THIS ISN'T RIGHT. I couldn't agree more with The Superficial that this truly is a giant fuck you from the universe.

I'm going to go cry in my bloody mary...that I paid for....sob....

Thanks Superficial for ruining my day...

TGIF!!!

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/07/full-frontal-friday_11.html

Full Frontal Friday...sigh...I love Fridays...

thanks CDAN

WTF story of the day...

61 Year-Old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood Runs Off With Teenager
Posted July 11, 2008 at 10:15 am by: Sparkle-C
Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood has left his wife of 23 years and taken an 18 year old Russian cocktail waitress to his house in Ireland. Ronnie has been in and out of rehab for his alcoholism for the past few years, and friends say this crazy decision is a result of him falling off the wagon. Hard.

Although the poor girl is all up on Facebook telling everyone that Ronnie is leaving his wife for her, sources say she is nothing more than a drinking partner for Woodsie.
‘Ronnie is not being his normal self. He is an alcoholic and he’s fallen off the wagon. He is drinking two bottles of vodka a day and there is no way he would be behaving like this if he was sober. He went out and found himself a drinking partner — that is what this girl is. He knows that his family wouldn’t tolerate him behaving like this so he has run away to go and drink himself crazy.’
Meanwhile, his wife at home cussing him a blue streak, cutting up his clothes and making calls to see if Heather Mill’s divorce attorney is available.

thanks to Hollywood Backwash.com

True Story

"TRUE STORY"
In the later 1870's, after robbing a series of banks, brothers Jesse and Frank James were riding their horses in a pounding storm and they came across a small shack in the Ozarks.
They noticed the lights were on. They decided to rest their horses and knock on the door. An elderly lady answered and ushered them in. She took their wet jackets, lit a fire and put a pot of stew on the stove.
Frank told Jesse, "She reminds me of momma."
During dinner, the lady told the brothers that she was a recent widow and she was in debt and the bank was going to foreclose on her home the following day unless she came up with $800.
The boys listened and told her everything would work out. They thanked her for the meal and she insisted they stay the night.
The next morning when she awoke, she discovered the brothers were gone but they left a note on her kitchen table with money. The note read: "Ma'am, here is $800, pay the banker but "make sure to get a receipt."
She was thrilled. When the banker arrived, she gave him the money and at the last minute she remembered to ask him for a receipt.
On his way back to town, the James brothers ambushed the banker and robbed him of the $800.

thanks to Panache Report for this.

For Cath

OH-EE-OH-EE-OH

The most beautiful people on earth...

Give me these two over Brad and Angie any day. Have we even seen pictures of their baby yet?

Would this bitch please just GO AWAY

Here's Pamela Anderson showing her classy side on her 41st birthday. 41? FORTYFUCKINGONE????? Yeah right...how about eighty fucking five....

And she called Jessica Simpson a whore. HA...

Yeah, I'm feeling bitchy today. I'm sick of fucking self righteous bags of air. All she is, is a walking mammory.

Fuck her too.

Sanctimonious Bitch

OK...so this bitch decides "I did not feel I was given the material...to warrant a nomination" for her role on Grey's Anatomy. That in and of itself is shitty..but check this out...





SHE WAS IN BRIDE OF CHUCKY!!!! I shit you not.







This is award fucking worthy material?

Fuck you.

Would you hit it?

Paris Men's Fashion Week? I don't think so....Good God, I hope these guys are getting paid a lot to wear this shit...

What's with the hair?

Ok..this is Jeremy Jackson - he was on Baywatch apparently (I never watched that show) and he's hot. HOWEVER...dude, what's with the hair???? Seriously...WTF? Is there some new trend happening that I'm too old to appreciate? CUT THAT SHIT OFF...

that is all.

Sigh...

Got this from Jax's site (hope you don't mind) and I have nothing to say...

thanks Jax.

Tom Cruise just ruined my cowboy fantasy...

My friend Cathy and I spent a whole summer one year going to rodeos. I totally got off on all the testosterone. I LOVE manly men and was convinced the bull riders were my future. OK, that passed but I still love to see a "real" cowboy strutting the down the street with all the confidence in the world.

Now that fantasy is shattered. I hate Tom Cruise for ruining the one good fantasy I had left. TAKE OFF THAT HAT. You haven't earned the right to wear it.

AND..how about Katie? Oh my God, she looks like Skelator. I guess it really is true...money can not buy you happiness. Being a robobride is not good for your health. I think this is the worst picture I've ever seen of her. I always thought she looked like my friend Susie - and Susie is BEAUTIFUL... I now see no resemblance....sad...

TGIF for Dawn

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/07/full-frontal-friday.html

This one includes Tommy Lee...HOLY CRAP.

Happy 4th!!!

Hey everyone,

I just want to wish you a safe and happy 4th of July. This past week has been rough...lot's of personal crap going on and so blogging was not a priority. But I'm back and feeling snarkier than ever...

Check this out...

Roadie Rocks Out When Bassist Passes Out
Posted Jul 3rd 2008 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

A roadie for the Gin Blossoms got the opportunity of lifetime at Summerfest this week -- when bassist Bill Leen passed out cold during the last song of their set.We're told the band finished the song with their new bassist while Bill just laid there -- and then the roadie came back out for the encore performance of "Follow You Down."

Not that far ...

thanks to tmz.com

Ladies Love Cool James

I've always liked LL Cool J. At 40 years old he's looking better than ever!!!