Yeah right...
Apparently Kid Rock was hospitalized on Friday and unable to perform at the UK Download festival. A rep said he was suffering from stomach cramps and dehydration. Um...yeah...eat some fucking food and drink some water....time to get off the party train for a while Kid.
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $36.00 left.But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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