Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Methinks thou doth protest too much....


Will Smith has warned his wife Jada Pinkett Smith that her demand he takes time off from acting will leave her exhausted in the bedroom.
Pinkett Smith has begged the 39-year-old to take a break when he ends his world tour promoting new movie Hancock.
He says, “I’ve been working a lot the last couple of years. My wife has said we have to take the next five months off. I enjoy my job, I really enjoy working. She might need to be prepared to have lots of sex.”
OK...who says this shit? Especially in an interview promoting a movie...I mean wtf? Are you trying to convince us of your heteroness???? Whatev...
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree. That sound awkward and forced.

June 25, 2008 at 3:58 PM
jax said...

"you better let me work or im gonna have to have sex with you and NEITHER of us wants that now do we Jada?"

or

"Will you are fucking up our deal with the hot young men you bone,take some time off for me to get the turkey baster out again"

June 25, 2008 at 5:59 PM
kris said...

LOL...jax - too funny as usual.

June 26, 2008 at 10:08 AM

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