Saturday, June 14, 2008

Duh

Celebrity Quote of the Day:

“If you’re single, you don’t get in as many arguments because you’re only talking to yourself. The downside being that you’re only talking to yourself.”- Justin Timberlake on being single.

Well that was fucking profound. Just keep on talking to yourself little man, cuz nobody else thinks you are as interesting as you do.

thanks to backseatcuddler.com

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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $36.00 left.But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.It's called the 401-Keg Plan.