Another TGIF

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/06/full-frontal-friday_27.html


thank you CDAN

Now THERE'S a sandwich I can get in to...

OH GOD. Ikers from Spain and my Becks....now if they were naked I'd have to leave work right now.

Here's another pick of this Iker guy...and some other dude..who cares what his name is...it's another sandwich I'd like to jump in to....

I think soccer or "football" as they call it outside the US is my new favorite sport. Yep, pretty sure....

This frightens me.

I'm not sure why but I think this picture is going to give me nightmares tonight...you? She looks like an Amazon...is this really Madonna or her wax likeness? Seriously. It's kind of freaking me out....

You need a sandwich!!!

For the love of God woman, have a fucking sandwich! I know being the sister of skankbag Parisite Hilton is enough to make anybody puke, repeatedly, but ya got fight it!!!! When you think that a camera supposedly adds at least 10 pounds, this bitch need to EAT!!!!!

Constipated?

Ok...I don't even know who these chicks are, but do they look funny? Like they're smiling so hard their faces hurt? Is it just me?

Methinks thou doth protest too much....

Will Smith has warned his wife Jada Pinkett Smith that her demand he takes time off from acting will leave her exhausted in the bedroom.
Pinkett Smith has begged the 39-year-old to take a break when he ends his world tour promoting new movie Hancock.
He says, “I’ve been working a lot the last couple of years. My wife has said we have to take the next five months off. I enjoy my job, I really enjoy working. She might need to be prepared to have lots of sex.”

OK...who says this shit? Especially in an interview promoting a movie...I mean wtf? Are you trying to convince us of your heteroness???? Whatev...

Thanks to In Case You Didn't Know

RIP

Truly a great loss.

Another TGIF a couple days late...

Hey, I've been busy...but this should make up for it:

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/06/full-frontal-friday_20.html

OK...so I've been looking for something else to post today..but nothing is really rocking me. Enjoy the rest of the weekend and I'll see ya tomorrow!!!


thanks again to CDAN

Madame?

Check out this picture of Madonna...

She looks like Madame of Waylon and Madame...remember them? Hollywood Squares.....

There IS a God...

sigh....

can't........stop............looking.............

What a GREAT idea.....

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.
The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.
Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.
The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.
(Writing by Deepa Babington)


I don't know why but I find this hilarious...maybe because I know DAMN WELL none of my ex's would kidnap me to do their chores. They've already seen how poorly I do my own....

For real??? PROMISE????!!!!

Rumor has it that Amy Winehouse's hairdresser has been fired. I can't believe that anybody would actually take credit for this shit. Look at the size of that beehive. Seriously...wtf?

Well, now here's a surprise

A spokesman for Amy Winehouse says the 24-year-old singer has been taken to a London hospital after a fainting spell.

I didn't even read the details cuz yes, this is a surpise indeed....hopefully somebody will get her the help she needs....otherwise maybe she can hook up with Kid...

Mondays suck ASS

So I thought I'd make it a little easier...here's some pretty to look at...

I actually got these pics from bittenandbound. They had some article about hot dads for Father's Day. blah blah blah...this blog is all about me and if I want to pretend these are my boyfriends, I will damnit. After all it truly is suck ass Monday.

Have a nice day.

Remember this?

That is all.

Yeah right...

Apparently Kid Rock was hospitalized on Friday and unable to perform at the UK Download festival. A rep said he was suffering from stomach cramps and dehydration. Um...yeah...eat some fucking food and drink some water....time to get off the party train for a while Kid.

Jessica Biel? Really?

Um, is this the new lesbian chic? What's with her hair?

Another WTF moment

JFC - does she have a small car hidden in there?

Duh

Celebrity Quote of the Day:

“If you’re single, you don’t get in as many arguments because you’re only talking to yourself. The downside being that you’re only talking to yourself.”- Justin Timberlake on being single.

Well that was fucking profound. Just keep on talking to yourself little man, cuz nobody else thinks you are as interesting as you do.

thanks to backseatcuddler.com

Another TGIF for Dawn.....

Just click here: http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/06/full-frontal-friday_13.html

She really looks fantastic

Man, I can only hope to look as good as Cyndi Lauper at her age. Hell, I don't look that good NOW.

Who cares?

So George split up with his paid escort. There are all these different reasons for the break up...he didn't like her new boobs, there were rumors of her cheating. WHO CARES? I don't think there was ever a chance of it lasting...I'm not even sure he's straight...she was a fucking cocktail waitress and escort. Um...don't ya think that's exactly why he was with her? But WHO CARES?

Here he is on a boat with his friend. WHO CARES?

I MUST know the answer to this blind item...

Daily Mirror Blind Item
Which Premiership footballer has such an incredibly large, er, centre forward to go with his massive ball skills team-mates have nicknamed him The Horse?



If I find out the answer to this one, I will post it.


thanks to ent on crazydaysandnights for bringing this to my attention.

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

That is all.

If I had Photoshop I could put myself in this pic....

Or in one of these:

Cool Dress

I really like this dress. Looks like a good summer frock...I also really like Kate Hudson. I know a lot of people think she's a ho cuz she has had a lot of different boyfriends, but when did that become a bad thing? Men do it all the time...people don't seem to dislike George Clooney...

Anyway, apparently she's banging Lance Armstrong now. I was supposed to meet him once - I volunteered to help out at a bike race for cancer. I was too hung over to go....keep your insults to yourself on this one. I would have knocked over the cyclists cuz their bikes made too much noise.

HOW MANY MONTHS?

OK...this must be the day of disbelief on this blog....Nicole Kidman is supposed to be 8 months pregnant here. Um....what? Even Nicole fucking Richie was bigger than this!!!! Something not right here....not right at all...

Yeah right...I don't buy it

OK...this is Justin Timberlake in the movie The Love Guru, but I've got to ask...what's in his speedos? Cuz I don't believe for one minute that's all him. In fact, I have a hard time believing any of that is him. If anybody knows for sure, let me know....

JAX ROX!!!!!

jax said...
your blog is going on my blog roll as we speak..hopefully mine will make an appreance on yours soon..lol.oh and her's your fucking Tiara

This made my whole day. Thanks Jax!!!!

Check out Jax' website here:http://jaxsaid.blogspot.com/

MONDAY'S SUCK ASS

I have been all over the net looking for something interesting to post...I can't find a damn thing. I think I might just go get drunk instead.

Snark ya tomorrow!!!

PRINCE IS 50?????

50 YEARS OLD???? Is that possible? I thought the little purple one never aged..

Have you ever heard his song Darling NIkki??? NAUGHTY...fuckin' love it...I'd post a link to listen to it but Prince has some diva issues about people listening to his music for free. I spent a whole 10 minutes trying to find a free link for it...fuck it...buy the album YES I SAID ALBUM, it's my blog and I'm old...I can say what I want.

Another WTF moment

OK...apparently I've decided to cancel out all of the hotness that is Johnny Depp for this fuck'd up pic...um....John Revolta looks like a leather lover...get it? LEATHER LOVER...ya know, like from the Village People...YA KNOW?

SIGH.....

THANK YOU CDAN...THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH.....

HEY DAWN ANOTHER WEEK!!!

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/06/full-frontal-friday.html

God, I love Fridays...

RIGHT ON MRS. C

from my favorite website crazydaysandnights:



In an interview she gave for her latest film, Marion Ross was asked what she thought about the new crop of celebrities. First Marion regaled us with stories of her celebrity heroes like Ingrid Bergman. Nice. OK, got Ingrid Bergman in your mind? Cool, lets continue."Now the model for young Hollywood is about dressing like a little whore. It’s tough. It’s sad. Don’t these people think about the future? Don’t they plan out a whole life? Even at my age, I’m planning my life."




HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...I love this woman.

WTF???? Seriously, what the fuck...

OK...this is from the NY POST:

June 6, 2008 -- ED McMahon's years of boozing are partly to blame for his going broke. Johnny Carson's famed sidekick - who once had real-estate holdings of more than $200 million - is in danger of losing his Beverly Hills home in a foreclosure. "You drink and you don't pay attention to your business affairs," his manager, Johnny Podell, told Page Six. "He wasn't paying attention and probably got some bad advice." McMahon, 85, who also suffered through two expensive divorces, hasn't touched a drop in more than 10 years, and needs a break, said Podell. "I'm hoping America will rally around him and somebody will have a great idea to make him a spokesman."

OK...here's my deal... "I'm hoping America will rally around him..." blah blah blah...what the fuck...what about people who have lost their jobs, or their health has gone bad. Shouldn't America rally around these people? Ed made some bad business decisions...toofucking bad!!!!! Man, I can't stand this entitled bullshit attitudes...maybe his manager should work for free and thus show America how to "rally" around poor Ed. Sell your fucking house and get one you can afford....fuck.

My New Motto

This is a quote from Kate Beckinsale in Glamour Magazine:

She told Glamour magazine: “I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in.
“I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”

I don't know why but this cracked me up. Especially coming from this bombshell....

thanks celebitchy.com

hmmmm....is this becoming a theme?

hot in here....

Hottest gay guy ever...seriously....

Tom Ford....sigh....

GOD I LOVE THIS MAN

Although I'll be honest...his Mickey Mouse voice does nothing for me...but get him naked and I can overlook it.....YUMMY.

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!

My God I've turned to stone....

Isn't anybody going to help Amy Winehouse? JFC she's like the witch from Wizard of OZ....this is why we don't do drugs kiddies...at least not the kind she does....

I CAN'T STAND IT

Candy Spelling Makes Bank In Vegas

It's always unfair to hear about the rich getting richer. Tori Spelling's mom was in Vegas over the weekend playing the high limit slots when cha-ching!!! She makes $180,000! The woman is already worth $600 million, so that's like pocket change for her. We hope that's going to charity, or least her daughter.


ok...this makes me want to PUKE...as I struggle ...bah....what's the point of bitching? Congrats Candy...I'm sure you'll use it wisely...after all, it's just a drop in the bucket for you....

Nothing makes me feel better than new shoes....

God...I want them all....

TIME OFF

Hey boys and girls...I won't be posting much today or tomorrow...I have been sick all weekend and just barely dragged my ass in to work....UGH...no place to be like work when you feel like SHIT.

Keep on snarkin'.

K.