
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $36.00 left.But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

3 comments:
They all look so shiney...perfect time to sic a pack of racoons on 'em! woo hoo! I'm posting that on my blog!
Oh, you know what that looks like? If anyone has ever bought an "Earthquake Preparedness Kit" there's a mylar blanket that is supposed to keep you warm, keep you dry and help signal for helicopters and planes during daylight.
I'm hiding under their skirts if the big one hits.
ragdoll,
that's hilarious. i spit coffee all over the keyboard. come back soon!
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