Friday, May 23, 2008

GOOD FOR HER!!!!





May 23 2008 Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer having all kinds of kinky sex

While John Mayer is allegedly wielding a Herculean wang, that doesn't stop him from finding other ways to satisfy the ladies. Apparently he carries around an arsenal of sexy gadgets in his man-purse. Check out this report from Star on the action Jennifer Aniston is getting:
She is having the best sex of her life with John," a source close to the actress tells Star, "and she's loving every minute of it."According to the source, the singer covers her with whipped cream, which he licks off, tickles her with feathers and uses ice cubes to give her goosebumps."John also likes to keep things interesting with games like role playing, which is new for Jen," says the source. "She was a little resistant at first, but now you couldn't wipe the smile off her face if you tried."Another source who has slept with John agrees he knows how to have a good time between the sheets. "He was kinky and liked trying crazy positions. He loved sex and wanted it all the time."
Role-playing, huh? I wonder how many times they argue over who gets to be Ross....
Interesting though, how all these reports are coming as the birth of the twins are soon....I LOVE the quote of Jen having the best sex of her life...SUCK IT BRAD.
ha...you know none of this would matter if I had my own life....

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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $36.00 left.But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.It's called the 401-Keg Plan.