Thank you!!

I've had a few people email/call regarding this blog. Thank you all for your concern...things are ok, I just have a lot of other commitments right now and this blog just took a dive on the priority list.





I am starting a new business and really need to put all of my efforts in to that for now. Once things get rolling, I'll be back.





Thanks again everyone!!!

No, Lenny Kravitz is not my new business (I WISH) but saw this and just loved it!!!!

Take it easy.

K.

Say Goodnight Gracie

Hey all,

Just wanted to let you know that I won't be posting again for a while. I don't know how long that will be but if you have me on a blogroll- you should prolly take me off.

Hope all is well in your world and take care until we meet again....

Stay tuned...

Sorry I haven't posted in a while...have been busy...am planning to post all weekend...

Stay tuned....

OH...in the meantime enjoy:

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/09/full-frontal-friday_12.html

Yeah, I'd do them.

I think I've posted this pic before, but I'm too lazy to look so fuck you if you don't want to see it again.

Anyway:

I'm guessing Brad Pitt has the personality of a wet washrag and Geo prolly has too many STD's to count but....

Yeah. I'd do them.

You talkin' to me?

Holy fuck Madge!!! This bitch will KICK YOUR ASS. 50 years old, eh?

Am I on acid right now?

OK...for those of you who don't know, I used to have a roommate (Dave) that LOVED the Grateful Dead (still does) and if you know anything about them then you know about "Steal Your Face". Well, that was Dave. Acid, shrooms, whatever man...

So this picture just gave me a flashback.

That, children, is why you never do acid. What if you just saw this FOREVER.

and ever and ever and ever..................

and by the way, thanks jax for the lovely pic of your boyfriend, looks like he could have quite a package....lol

um yeah.....you look great.....um.....

Wow, look at the time....gotta go.....don't call me, I'll call you. No really, i will....GOTTA GO....

UMMMMMM......WHAT THE FUCK???

No, seriously. WHAT THE FUCK??????????

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

OK people...I am feeling the need to rant again...LUCKY YOU...

I have several days off coming up and A LOT TO SAY...stay tuned....

in the meantime, look at this:

And if you don't think he's hot then FUCK YOU...get off my blog..cuz

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME.

Ha...I feel better already.

HELLO ALL!!

Hey Jax and Fish!!!

Thanks for asking about me...

I've decided to take a break for a bit...life has me by the balls again and this blog just lost its priority status...

Not to worry though...I WILL BE BACK...

I'm thinking in a couple of weeks.

Thanks guys!!

Yeah, it's cute

Ok...I'm not a big fan of MM but even a cold hearted bitch like myself has got to admit that this picture is pretty cute...

LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS

This just cracks me up. Thank you Gallery of the Absurd. This is just what I needed after a very bad day.

Carry on.

Nothing to write about...

Hello all!!!

After looking all over the interweb today...I have found nothing to talk about. I don't care about the twins, or the lesbians, or the cheaters....I'm tired of all the negativity of Hollywood.

I have decided to get a life. I KNOW!!! It's a crazy and unique idea.

So....I doubt I will be updating this page much - at least not with snark...well, ok, probably some cuz some losers are just asking for it....

But hopefully I will find something better to do with my time....I'm off to the bar!!!!

K.

Remember Him?

Boy, at 58 Rick Springfield looks GREAT!!! Makes me want to BE Jessie's girl....

Do you know what I'm thinking?

Only those of you with the filthiest minds will figure this out...

WTF pic of the day...

Katie Price aka Jordon...wow...nice outfit. I think she's giving Britney some competition in the class category...

A giant Fuck you from the universe...

In a giant "Fuck you!" to me from the universe, I've learned that Audrina Patridge of MTV's The Hills gets paid $10,000 just to show up at clubs and drink. Nobody ever pays me to drink. Though somebody once tried to pay me not to drink. I told them to take their million bucks and scram. NY Daily News reports:

Not only does the contract require the $10k she earned, it also promises that Patridge and her entourage will be well taken care of. The Maxim model, 23, demands "a secure VIP area with complimentary beer, mixed drinks and bottle service (two bottles) and at least one security guard at all times," according to the rider.

If somebody shows up a club screaming "Oh my God, I have to get in! Audrina Patridge is here!", I think the bouncers should legally be allowed to sterilize that person. I dunno, that's just me. Call me crazy, but I'd like to see the human race survive and not be snuffed out in a "poof" of fake tits, lattes and vapid assclowns. Unless that "poof" is the sound of an H-bomb hitting Spencer Pratt in the neck.

OK..I SWORE I'd never write one fucking word about those vapid skanks from The Hills...but man, THIS ISN'T RIGHT. I couldn't agree more with The Superficial that this truly is a giant fuck you from the universe.

I'm going to go cry in my bloody mary...that I paid for....sob....

Thanks Superficial for ruining my day...

TGIF!!!

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/07/full-frontal-friday_11.html

Full Frontal Friday...sigh...I love Fridays...

thanks CDAN

WTF story of the day...

61 Year-Old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood Runs Off With Teenager
Posted July 11, 2008 at 10:15 am by: Sparkle-C
Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood has left his wife of 23 years and taken an 18 year old Russian cocktail waitress to his house in Ireland. Ronnie has been in and out of rehab for his alcoholism for the past few years, and friends say this crazy decision is a result of him falling off the wagon. Hard.

Although the poor girl is all up on Facebook telling everyone that Ronnie is leaving his wife for her, sources say she is nothing more than a drinking partner for Woodsie.
‘Ronnie is not being his normal self. He is an alcoholic and he’s fallen off the wagon. He is drinking two bottles of vodka a day and there is no way he would be behaving like this if he was sober. He went out and found himself a drinking partner — that is what this girl is. He knows that his family wouldn’t tolerate him behaving like this so he has run away to go and drink himself crazy.’
Meanwhile, his wife at home cussing him a blue streak, cutting up his clothes and making calls to see if Heather Mill’s divorce attorney is available.

thanks to Hollywood Backwash.com

True Story

"TRUE STORY"
In the later 1870's, after robbing a series of banks, brothers Jesse and Frank James were riding their horses in a pounding storm and they came across a small shack in the Ozarks.
They noticed the lights were on. They decided to rest their horses and knock on the door. An elderly lady answered and ushered them in. She took their wet jackets, lit a fire and put a pot of stew on the stove.
Frank told Jesse, "She reminds me of momma."
During dinner, the lady told the brothers that she was a recent widow and she was in debt and the bank was going to foreclose on her home the following day unless she came up with $800.
The boys listened and told her everything would work out. They thanked her for the meal and she insisted they stay the night.
The next morning when she awoke, she discovered the brothers were gone but they left a note on her kitchen table with money. The note read: "Ma'am, here is $800, pay the banker but "make sure to get a receipt."
She was thrilled. When the banker arrived, she gave him the money and at the last minute she remembered to ask him for a receipt.
On his way back to town, the James brothers ambushed the banker and robbed him of the $800.

thanks to Panache Report for this.

For Cath

OH-EE-OH-EE-OH

The most beautiful people on earth...

Give me these two over Brad and Angie any day. Have we even seen pictures of their baby yet?

Would this bitch please just GO AWAY

Here's Pamela Anderson showing her classy side on her 41st birthday. 41? FORTYFUCKINGONE????? Yeah right...how about eighty fucking five....

And she called Jessica Simpson a whore. HA...

Yeah, I'm feeling bitchy today. I'm sick of fucking self righteous bags of air. All she is, is a walking mammory.

Fuck her too.

Sanctimonious Bitch

OK...so this bitch decides "I did not feel I was given the material...to warrant a nomination" for her role on Grey's Anatomy. That in and of itself is shitty..but check this out...





SHE WAS IN BRIDE OF CHUCKY!!!! I shit you not.







This is award fucking worthy material?

Fuck you.

Would you hit it?

Paris Men's Fashion Week? I don't think so....Good God, I hope these guys are getting paid a lot to wear this shit...

What's with the hair?

Ok..this is Jeremy Jackson - he was on Baywatch apparently (I never watched that show) and he's hot. HOWEVER...dude, what's with the hair???? Seriously...WTF? Is there some new trend happening that I'm too old to appreciate? CUT THAT SHIT OFF...

that is all.

Sigh...

Got this from Jax's site (hope you don't mind) and I have nothing to say...

thanks Jax.

Tom Cruise just ruined my cowboy fantasy...

My friend Cathy and I spent a whole summer one year going to rodeos. I totally got off on all the testosterone. I LOVE manly men and was convinced the bull riders were my future. OK, that passed but I still love to see a "real" cowboy strutting the down the street with all the confidence in the world.

Now that fantasy is shattered. I hate Tom Cruise for ruining the one good fantasy I had left. TAKE OFF THAT HAT. You haven't earned the right to wear it.

AND..how about Katie? Oh my God, she looks like Skelator. I guess it really is true...money can not buy you happiness. Being a robobride is not good for your health. I think this is the worst picture I've ever seen of her. I always thought she looked like my friend Susie - and Susie is BEAUTIFUL... I now see no resemblance....sad...

TGIF for Dawn

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/07/full-frontal-friday.html

This one includes Tommy Lee...HOLY CRAP.

Happy 4th!!!

Hey everyone,

I just want to wish you a safe and happy 4th of July. This past week has been rough...lot's of personal crap going on and so blogging was not a priority. But I'm back and feeling snarkier than ever...

Check this out...

Roadie Rocks Out When Bassist Passes Out
Posted Jul 3rd 2008 3:00PM by TMZ Staff

A roadie for the Gin Blossoms got the opportunity of lifetime at Summerfest this week -- when bassist Bill Leen passed out cold during the last song of their set.We're told the band finished the song with their new bassist while Bill just laid there -- and then the roadie came back out for the encore performance of "Follow You Down."

Not that far ...

thanks to tmz.com

Ladies Love Cool James

I've always liked LL Cool J. At 40 years old he's looking better than ever!!!

Another TGIF

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/06/full-frontal-friday_27.html


thank you CDAN

Now THERE'S a sandwich I can get in to...

OH GOD. Ikers from Spain and my Becks....now if they were naked I'd have to leave work right now.

Here's another pick of this Iker guy...and some other dude..who cares what his name is...it's another sandwich I'd like to jump in to....

I think soccer or "football" as they call it outside the US is my new favorite sport. Yep, pretty sure....

This frightens me.

I'm not sure why but I think this picture is going to give me nightmares tonight...you? She looks like an Amazon...is this really Madonna or her wax likeness? Seriously. It's kind of freaking me out....

You need a sandwich!!!

For the love of God woman, have a fucking sandwich! I know being the sister of skankbag Parisite Hilton is enough to make anybody puke, repeatedly, but ya got fight it!!!! When you think that a camera supposedly adds at least 10 pounds, this bitch need to EAT!!!!!

Constipated?

Ok...I don't even know who these chicks are, but do they look funny? Like they're smiling so hard their faces hurt? Is it just me?

Methinks thou doth protest too much....

Will Smith has warned his wife Jada Pinkett Smith that her demand he takes time off from acting will leave her exhausted in the bedroom.
Pinkett Smith has begged the 39-year-old to take a break when he ends his world tour promoting new movie Hancock.
He says, “I’ve been working a lot the last couple of years. My wife has said we have to take the next five months off. I enjoy my job, I really enjoy working. She might need to be prepared to have lots of sex.”

OK...who says this shit? Especially in an interview promoting a movie...I mean wtf? Are you trying to convince us of your heteroness???? Whatev...

Thanks to In Case You Didn't Know

RIP

Truly a great loss.

Another TGIF a couple days late...

Hey, I've been busy...but this should make up for it:

http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/06/full-frontal-friday_20.html

OK...so I've been looking for something else to post today..but nothing is really rocking me. Enjoy the rest of the weekend and I'll see ya tomorrow!!!


thanks again to CDAN

Madame?

Check out this picture of Madonna...

She looks like Madame of Waylon and Madame...remember them? Hollywood Squares.....

There IS a God...

sigh....

can't........stop............looking.............

What a GREAT idea.....

ROME (Reuters) - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday.
The 43-year-old man dragged the woman out of a pub in the port city of Genoa, shoved her into a car and took her to his home where he made her iron and wash dishes after threatening her, they said.
Police arrived at his house after being tipped off by a friend of the woman who watched the scene at the pub.
The man, who was apparently furious at his ex-girlfriend for leaving him, was arrested on charges of kidnapping, police said.
(Writing by Deepa Babington)


I don't know why but I find this hilarious...maybe because I know DAMN WELL none of my ex's would kidnap me to do their chores. They've already seen how poorly I do my own....

For real??? PROMISE????!!!!

Rumor has it that Amy Winehouse's hairdresser has been fired. I can't believe that anybody would actually take credit for this shit. Look at the size of that beehive. Seriously...wtf?

Well, now here's a surprise

A spokesman for Amy Winehouse says the 24-year-old singer has been taken to a London hospital after a fainting spell.

I didn't even read the details cuz yes, this is a surpise indeed....hopefully somebody will get her the help she needs....otherwise maybe she can hook up with Kid...

Mondays suck ASS

So I thought I'd make it a little easier...here's some pretty to look at...

I actually got these pics from bittenandbound. They had some article about hot dads for Father's Day. blah blah blah...this blog is all about me and if I want to pretend these are my boyfriends, I will damnit. After all it truly is suck ass Monday.

Have a nice day.

Remember this?

That is all.

Yeah right...

Apparently Kid Rock was hospitalized on Friday and unable to perform at the UK Download festival. A rep said he was suffering from stomach cramps and dehydration. Um...yeah...eat some fucking food and drink some water....time to get off the party train for a while Kid.

Jessica Biel? Really?

Um, is this the new lesbian chic? What's with her hair?

Another WTF moment

JFC - does she have a small car hidden in there?

Duh

Celebrity Quote of the Day:

“If you’re single, you don’t get in as many arguments because you’re only talking to yourself. The downside being that you’re only talking to yourself.”- Justin Timberlake on being single.

Well that was fucking profound. Just keep on talking to yourself little man, cuz nobody else thinks you are as interesting as you do.

thanks to backseatcuddler.com

Another TGIF for Dawn.....

Just click here: http://fullfrontalfriday.blogspot.com/2008/06/full-frontal-friday_13.html

She really looks fantastic

Man, I can only hope to look as good as Cyndi Lauper at her age. Hell, I don't look that good NOW.

Who cares?

So George split up with his paid escort. There are all these different reasons for the break up...he didn't like her new boobs, there were rumors of her cheating. WHO CARES? I don't think there was ever a chance of it lasting...I'm not even sure he's straight...she was a fucking cocktail waitress and escort. Um...don't ya think that's exactly why he was with her? But WHO CARES?

Here he is on a boat with his friend. WHO CARES?